Usually I try to give myself the weekends off from feeling unemployed, but sometimes I can’t stop thinking about the fact that I am not generating any income, even if it is on a day that I normally wouldn’t generate any income. Which in my case, is only Saturday.
So this Saturday morning, I rolled out of bed, and as I stumbled over to my desk for my (a. pathetic, b. self-loathing, c. awesome, d. all of the above) breakfast of Cheez-Its and Diet Dr. Pepper, I asked myself a question: how can I possibly hope to have lots of money with no job?
Answer: ENTER EVERY INTERNET SWEEPSTAKES I CAN. Why didn’t I think of it before?!
Sometimes, my best bad ideas come to me when I am half-awake. And yes, I know this isn't going to seem like a good idea in six hours. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go sing in a shopping mall for money.
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