The best job in the world.

Reasons I would be perfect for this job (thanks Brian and Jazzy!):

1. I am already keeping a blog.  Obviously.
2. I have never been anywhere exotic and therefore would be blogging about it with wide-eyed, childlike wonder.
3. I have an interesting name.  A name that suggests tropical mystery.
4. I am available to start immediately.  And I would be very, very grateful for the income.
5. I am not a nutter, nor am I a nuder.

Reasons I may not be perfect for it:

1. I don’t look good in a bathing suit.
2. I would spend the entire time on Facebook.
3. I would probably use the majority of the money to buy a really expensive and impractical hybrid car.
4. I don’t have a webcam to submit an application, and now is not the time for frivolous purchases (although, theoretically, I could write this off on my taxes, I think).
5. I don’t even really like swimming.