When I get bored, I make lists.

I have learned several things today.

1. I carry tension in my neck that adversely affects my singing.  All I need to do is make sure and schedule all of my future auditions at the exact same time as a massage, and I will be golden.
2. You should never, ever, ever use the bathroom at the unemployment office on Delmar.  The stench is…indescribable.  And I don’t want to know what those goopy mounds of dirt were on the floor and how they got tracked all over the bathroom.  As Diane put it, “At least you know there is always going to be a job cleaning that bathroom!”  Well-played, Diane.  Well-played.
3. Yes, I can eat a whole thing of Edy’s in under 24 hours.
4. I will not necessarily go running just because I am wearing running shoes.  I won’t.
5. I am apparently living a boring shell-like half-life of a life.  This is probably because I don’t like to do things like “go to bars” and “have a good time” and “get schnockered.”  But really, if I went out, I would miss things like my cat falling asleep on my unemployment paperwork.  And SNORING!  If THAT isn't fodder for a LOLcat, what is?
6. It’s okay, though, because realistically, who can afford to go out when they’re on unemployment and there is cat food to buy?

1. Am I eligible for food stamps?
2. Can I claim my cats as dependents?
3. Do food stamps cover cat food?
4. What about pizza rolls?  Can cats eat those?